Inevitable

Three goals apiece in an epic Manchester derby. The City fans singing and celebrating, the Utd fans wondering if it wasn't time to slip away and see if the buffet had been replenished, after all, Man Utd fans cannot live on bread alone. There must also be little crustless sandwiches cut into triangles and such and such. So, while some fans drifted off, sniffing the air for a hint of something like the below,









the true believers in MO7 waited for the inevitable.




He has now won a Manchester derby. The legend grows.

The first of many

Oh yes, here we go, MO7 has Premier League lift off! They say, with good reason, that the fourth goal of five is the one that really matters and so who else was going to tuck it away but the legend himself? The murmuring of the so-called pundits saying Ferguson should have spent big money on a striker was getting louder so it was time for MO7 to slap them down and that is what he did, in fine style. Those people need to open their eyes and smell the MO7 flavoured coffee. This is it people. Strap in tight because MO7 is about to start rewriting the record books.

Not long now

Only a few more days till MO7 starts ripping up the Premier League! Or is it Premiership? I don't know. Premier League, I think.

MO7 at the double

Two more goals for MO7, these against a dangerous Hangzhou side. Yes, Man Utd got 8 in total but it was MO7's goals that instilled in them the belief that they could do it. Typical of MO7 to encourage his teammates to new heights.
One of the defenders is pictured here bagsying the legend's shirt.

They kept the shirt warm for him

Thanks guys, you did a great job.

Shameful

Huh. Shows what the so-called experts in the so-called quality papers know. Here's Times genius Matt Dickinson on 9th June this year: "Owen will want to stay in England, and as high up the league table as possible, although it is certain that he will not be picked up by the top four."

Ha! MO7 not wanted by a top four club? Well done Mr Dickinson. If you could just predict the lottery for this week I'll make sure none of the numbers you pick get anywhere near my ticket. Shame on you, sir. Shame on you.

Get yours now

Dress like the legend. Be like the legend.