If you sign him they will come

There might have been nobody there to celebrate with MO7 when he signed but that can only be because all Man Utd fans were so amazed and overjoyed that they were temporarily paralysed. Either that or nobody could work out what patch of wasteland it was that Man Utd officials had taken MO7 to for the photo. Rest assured, they will arrive in ones and twos at first and before we know it the trickle will be a flood and MO7 will be at the head of a great army and every member of that army will sing the name of their hero, the new king of Old Trafford.